Dark Matter Astrology: Does Medical Data Show A Correlation With Planetary Positions? - Daily Grail

Next time you're hanging with family and friends, and Uncle Akshully begins a positivist diatribe about "uh-strology" just smile and know Greg Taylor has your back. It appears the goth cousin of luminiferous aether is carcinogenic! How do we know? Science, not SCIENCE! And it's all linked to the planet Mercury. Sure as heck sounds like astrology... Also high in the southern sky, Astronomers Spotted Another Star That Flickers Like Tabby's Star in the constellation of Norma. Who knew constellations could be named after beloved, spinster aunts? The first nugget here is how Boyajian's Star dims by 20%, but VVV-WIT-07 dims by 80%. Meanwhile, on planet Earth, Tim Binnall's been poring over Google Maps in hopes of spotting Kim Kardashian's ass from space. Instead, he's found an Impact Crater Found Near The Site of The Dyatlov Pass Incident. Is there a connection? Will a crack team of Russkie researchers and outdoorspeople brave General Mud to get to the bottom of this new data point? All you gotta do is read and find out for yourself, true believer. (CS)

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